Simply Golden Synthetic Urine Flask

Simply Golden Synthetic Urine Flask


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Simply Golden Synthetic Urine Bottle Kit 

Simply Golden is a laboratory grade synthetic urine that contains urea and uric acid for authentic aroma as well as the proper PH, specific gravity, and creatinine levels found in actual urine.

** The Simply Golden products are sold as novelty urine


  • 3.5 oz Bottle Kit includes adhesive heating pad and temperature strip
  • Both male and female use
  • Contains urea and uric acid, proper PH levels, creatinine, & nitrates
  • Includes heat pad to keep the bottle warm for up to 8 hours
  • Toxin-free
  • Made in the USA


  1. Microwave bottle for 15 seconds. This should raise the temperature to 100 degrees. Be careful when handling. Do not microwave for longer than 15 seconds!
  2. Green is the color to look for on the temperature strip. If you do not see green on the temperature strip, do not worry, you probably microwaved it too long and it is a little too hot. As it cools down, you will eventually see the green indicator on the temperature strip.
  3. Open heating pad, shake for 5 seconds, remove backing to expose sticky side, and wrap around bottle, keeping the temperature strip visible.
  4. This will give you an approximately 8 hour window of correctly heated solution.

* The heating pad performs better in a closed environment (pant or coat pocket, purse).

*The temperature strip should be 98-100 degrees before using

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